welcome to my comics page

just imagine pictures i cant draw well on computers.

1.butter knife

son: dad can i use a butter knife.

dad: no only a sword.

son : ok dad chop chop.

dad: why did you chop off my arm use a butter knife.

son: ok dad butt why didn't you let me in the start chop chop.

dad: why did you chop off my head.

the end

2.kid and computer

kid: dad can i play computer.

dad: no butt you can play the computer games.

the end

3.the piggy poop

piggypoop: what am i a piggy poop or a pig?

dude: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i don't know you look like a pig butt you smell like poop.

the end

4.the ice cream stealers 

ice: cream join bodies with me.

cream: ok dude.

ice cream: ice cream stealers please come steal us.

ice cream stealers: no we only steal ice-cream.

the end

5.the cursing king

cursing king: ha-ma-ga-lo-sa-ha i put the hatred curse on you now you cant read my mind even though you could never.

dude: then what's the use.

cursing king: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i don know.

6.dad and kid

dad: kid your the biggest geek iv ever seen.

kid: what's a geek.

dad: "fart".

kid: "fart" i geeked you dad.

the end.

7.the book

the book: read me because all i say is  what i just said for seventy thousand pages.

book reader: then why should i read you if i already know what you say.

the book: uhhhhh I don't know.

the book: now i know because if you don't ill blow you up

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